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mickey
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looking handsome
piano
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eating
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noise
troubles
ugly things

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08' subaru
sony babyblue vaio cr-series
louis vuitton billfold wallet
gucci sunglasses
gucci belt
xbox 360 , playstation 3
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Saturday, September 20, 2008
3:01 AM
HAHAHAS HEY FELLAS~~
i came across this and would like to share with u peeps~
i kindda had a good laugh.. =D

WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN AT CLUBS

HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : Your face must have turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must have turn a few stomachs.

HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.

HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?

HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and mine would also be if you sit down.

*** BEST ONE OF THE DAY ***

HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today. XD!!